It's that time of year for Wilson's friend...
Every dog has friends right? You can usually tell who their friends are and how close they are to them. Wilson's closest friend is a small electric space heater named "Your Friend". Don't tell Wilson but his original friend burned out last year and ended up in the dumpster. The big news that week was that Wilson's friend died... what a roller-coaster of mixed emotions over a $20 over sized hairdryer. How was Wilson going to deal with this major loss? Without further delay, my wife secretly ran out to a local blablabla store and purchased a new portable, electric, plug-in heater by blablabla. She placed the new heater in the same spot where his old friend died, plugged it in and called him over. I think, if I remember correctly, he looked at it strangely for a few minutes, tilted his head as if to realize that his friend's voice had changed, plopped down and fell asleep. Who says you can't buy friends..lol. So, as fall approaches and Wilson's tolerance to the change in the weather diminishes, (below 90 degrees, good lawd get tough already dog), "Your Friend" gets plugged in for the next 9 electric utility statements or until Wilson's hair begins to smoke from laying too close to it.
Side Notes,
Could you imagine if we stocked up on heaters for him and hid them in the closet. We could open the closet door and yell "surprise". Talk about a surprise party with all his closest friends. hahaha
Wilson responds to very few commands, he understands everything...yet responds to the requests that benefit him directly and favorably. "Willie...go lay by 'Your Friend'", is one command he responds to every time. It's right up there with "wanna cookie?".
Trixie's friend lives in the closet in the form of a little yummy snack that resembles a small dog bone. Her friends name is Cookie. That's all she lives for and she acts like she never sees her friends.
Every dog has friends right? You can usually tell who their friends are and how close they are to them. Wilson's closest friend is a small electric space heater named "Your Friend". Don't tell Wilson but his original friend burned out last year and ended up in the dumpster. The big news that week was that Wilson's friend died... what a roller-coaster of mixed emotions over a $20 over sized hairdryer. How was Wilson going to deal with this major loss? Without further delay, my wife secretly ran out to a local blablabla store and purchased a new portable, electric, plug-in heater by blablabla. She placed the new heater in the same spot where his old friend died, plugged it in and called him over. I think, if I remember correctly, he looked at it strangely for a few minutes, tilted his head as if to realize that his friend's voice had changed, plopped down and fell asleep. Who says you can't buy friends..lol. So, as fall approaches and Wilson's tolerance to the change in the weather diminishes, (below 90 degrees, good lawd get tough already dog), "Your Friend" gets plugged in for the next 9 electric utility statements or until Wilson's hair begins to smoke from laying too close to it.
Side Notes,
Could you imagine if we stocked up on heaters for him and hid them in the closet. We could open the closet door and yell "surprise". Talk about a surprise party with all his closest friends. hahaha
Wilson responds to very few commands, he understands everything...yet responds to the requests that benefit him directly and favorably. "Willie...go lay by 'Your Friend'", is one command he responds to every time. It's right up there with "wanna cookie?".
Trixie's friend lives in the closet in the form of a little yummy snack that resembles a small dog bone. Her friends name is Cookie. That's all she lives for and she acts like she never sees her friends.
1 comment:
"Could you imagine if we stocked up on heaters for him and hid them in the closet. We could open the closet door and yell "surprise". Talk about a surprise party with all his closest friends."
hahaha thats really funny!
"Trixie's friend lives in the closet in the form of a little yummy snack that resembles a small dog bone. Her friends name is Cookie. That's all she lives for and she acts like she never sees her friends."
Very True!
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